Funny Bookkeeper Quotes & Sayings

A bed is a place where so much of life is played out - births and deaths and passions and dreaming - all the most fundamental moments of our fragile human existence. — Tracy Rees

That's the temptation of the devil: "Turn stones into bread! Be relevant!" — Henri Nouwen

It's easier to forgive those who hurt you than those who hurt the people you love. — Regina Brett

We're so busy resigning ourselves to the inevitable that we don't even ask if it is inevitable. We've got to have courage, to take our future into our hands. If the law is oppressive, we must change the law. If tradition is obstructive, we must break tradition. If the system is unjust, we must reform the system. — Winifred Holtby

Of course much of this was tongue-in-cheek, but what it shows is how that word feminist is so heavy with baggage, negative baggage: you hate men, you hate bras, you hate African culture, you think women should always be in charge, you don't wear make-up, you don't shave, you're always angry, you don't have a sense of humour, you don't use deodorant. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Loving God and loving one's neighbor are really the same thing. — Brother Lawrence

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. — Daniel W. Drezner

Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's. — Woody Allen