Funny Boilermaker Quotes & Sayings

I have never seen a place like Paris for varieties of sexual provender. as soon as a woman loses a front tooth or an eye or a leg she goes on the lose. In America she'd starve to death if she had nothing to recommend her but a mutilation. Here it is different. A missing tooth or a nose eaten away or a fallen womb, any misfortune that aggravates the natural homeliness of the female, seems to be regarded as an added spice, a stimulant for the jaded appetites of the male. — Henry Miller

Because life's too short to read depressing books. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Color and bite permeate a language designed to rally many men, to destroy some, and to change the minds of others. — William Safire

It all began with dreams that did not come true. — Cynthia Toussaint

Flat or round, there has always been hate in the world. — Tanith Lee

Maybe you should check your facts before you try to make someone else look stupid. That way you won't end up looking like a moron yourself. (Michael/Del) — Priscilla Glenn

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later. — Jeff Dunham