Funny Blonde And Brunette Quotes & Sayings

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. — Sam Kinison

My mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me. — Ed Balls

The entry of government into social insurance and then into a broader range of social interventions has caused incalculable human suffering. It has not produced a society in which fewer people are dependent than would otherwise have been the case. The welfare state has artificially, needlessly created a large dependent class. At the bottom is the underclass, stripped of dignity and autonomy, producing new generations socialized to their parents' behavior. — Charles Murray

Remember: blonde, brunette, and redhead are not personality types. — Howard Mittelmark

Nobody dies of hysterics, though. They don't matter. God gave woman hysterics as a relief. — Anton Chekhov

In life ... You have to do what is right for you. Nobody else walks in your shoes. Just make sure your shoes are always moving forward! — Timothy Pina