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Funny Blind Date Quotes By Nicki Minaj

I bob and weave em, hit em wit that Mayweather JAB. — Nicki Minaj

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Sarah J. Maas

What got under my skin," Rhys said, his breathing a bit uneven, "is that you smiled at him. — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Bernie Sanders

We did really, really badly with older African-American voters. I mean we got decimated. — Bernie Sanders

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Fred Allen

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. — Fred Allen

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Robert Orben

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published. — Robert Orben

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Jack Dangermond

We shifted our philosophy from being a computer mapping group that would support planners to the idea of building actual software that would be well engineered. Because at that time, our software was not well-engineered at all; it was basically built with project funding and for project work, largely by ourselves. — Jack Dangermond

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Oscar Isaac

I feel like being an artist and being an activist are separate things; I know some people who feel very differently. — Oscar Isaac

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Gary Hamel

Any company that cannot imagine the future won't be around to enjoy it. — Gary Hamel

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Christopher Plummer

They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop. — Christopher Plummer

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Robert Frost

He thought that I was after him for a feather
The white one in his tail: like one who takes everything said as personal to himself. — Robert Frost

Funny Blind Date Quotes By Glenn L. Pace

I have always been impressed with the love and respect our Savior bestowed upon the women in His life. As we read about these associations, our focus is generally on what He taught them and the love and understanding He gave them. Have you ever considered the possibility that these women provided immense comfort to His burdened soul? — Glenn L. Pace

Funny Blind Date Quotes By John Green

Not Really, he said then lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the swinging bench, head spinning, and threw the cigarette to the ground and stomped on it, convinced my Great Perhaps did not involve cigarettes. — John Green