Funny Bitstrips Quotes & Sayings

Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy. — Kim Kardashian

A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving. — Daphne Oz

Well -" Emily sounded wonderful, full of life and love and purpose - "let's just say it could be raining every day and neither of us would notice. — Karen Kingsbury

For me, drawing generates thinking and vice versa. — Helmut Jahn

The Master said, "The gentleman understands what is right, whereas the petty man understands profit."
(Analects 4.16) — Confucius

Death, it seems," Garp wrote, "does not like to wait until we are prepared for it. Death is indulgent and enjoys, when it can, a flair for the dramatic. — John Irving

I have courted prepossession and ignorance, and driven reason away, where either were concerned. — Jane Austen

Taylor Swift had probably slept with more people than she had, and good for her. — Emma Straub