Funny Birthday Wisdom Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes choice works like that. One person's choice is another's loss of choice. — William Campbell Powell

I want to remember ... Smelling your newness upon this earth. The baby-Jesus smell as Grandma used to put it. Pure. Unsullied. Like the imagined smell in the twirling air of eiderdown feathers spin-floating around the yard on a new spring day. — Carew Papritz

Life is a battle immortal, an eternal struggle between Light and Dark. — Karen Azinger

Leah looked up and didn't even have time to moisten her lips before Rhett's eyes shut and his mouth was on hers. It had the sweetness of ice cream, the fire of a double shot of Jack Daniel's, and the steam of a hot Texas summer night all rolled into one. — Carolyn Brown

Is a blowjob acceptable payment for a tire change or does the headboard need to rock? — Kristen Ashley

For [Jane Austen and the readers of Pride and Prejudice], as for Mr. Darcy, [Elizabeth Bennett's] solitary walks express the independence that literally takes the heroine out of the social sphere of the houses and their inhabitants, into a larger, lonelier world where she is free to think: walking articulates both physical and mental freedom. — Rebecca Solnit

Set your sights not just on the next few weeks ... set your sights on the years ahead - because our vision will look that far ahead. — William Rainey Harper

Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs. — Jarod Kintz

Honesty is an undervalued commodity. Keeping secrets is the cancer that is slowly killing Matrus and Patrus. Given enough time, and lies, both places would fail, and the last vestiges of humanity would disappear from this earth. I don't have time for it. And also, I have found that honesty can inspire people. I won't let my people go into any situation against their will, and I won't lie to spare them uncomfortable truths about what they are getting into. It builds trust, and separates me from Matrus and Patrus. I don't have time to be anything but honest. — Bella Forrest

If the infinite had not desired man to be wise, he would not have bestowed upon him the faculty of knowing. — Manly P. Hall

Fill my mouth with the accuracy and potency of Your word and Spirit that I may make war through prayer with swift precision (Psalm 144:1). — Shawntel Jefferson