Funny Bios Quotes & Sayings

What you think, you see. Your expectations create your reality. — Kelly Corbet

I'm making progress if today's problems are different from yesterday's. — John Foster Dulles

I haven't been on a first date over five years.
Five. Years.
Which means, I haven't been on one since 2006.
Let me take you back to that time: 2006.
Tom Cruise and Kathie Holmes celebrated the birth of their little "TomKitten."
The Wii came out - and YouTube was flooded with videos of people throwing those little white remotes into their TVs.
Britney and Kevin call it quits, shocking America to its very core.
Facebook was still just a college campus thing - if you wanted to stalk someone, you had to buy a zoom lens and some night vision goggles.
It was a simpler time. — Elodia Strain

Men play at tragedy because they do not believe in the reality of the tragedy which is actually being staged in the civilised world. — Jose Ortega Y Gasset

I have a habit of getting very obsessive about one thing, but it usually lasts no more than three days. — Lizzy Caplan

the actuality of thought is life — Aristotle.

Whilst I live on here there is but one thing to hope for, that I may not go mad, if, indeed, I be not mad already. — Bram Stoker

Already, the Elms and the Chestnuts are gone, and the Hemlocks and the Flowering Dogwoods. And I didn't get a chance to climb them yet. — Ned Hayes