Funny Ben And Jerry Quotes & Sayings

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25. — Demetri Martin

My humble ... I don't drink ... '
'A shame! What about a game of dice, then? Or do have some other favourite game? Dominoes? Cards?
'I don't play games,' the already weary barman responded.
'Altogether bad,' the host concluded. 'As you will, but there's something noce nice hidden in men who avoid wine, games, the society of charming women, table talk. Such people are either gravely ill or secretly hate everybody around them. True, there may be exceptions. Among persons sitting down with me at the banqueting table, there have been on occasion some extraordinary scoundrels! Chapter 18 — Mikhail Bulgakov

My love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw. — William Shakespeare

Books, I knew then and now, give body to our ideas and imaginations, make them flesh in the world; a bookstore is the city where our fleshed-out inner selves reside. — Lewis Buzbee

Lincoln is theology, not historiology. He is a faith, he is a church, he is a religion, and he has his own priests and acolytes, most of whom have a vested interest in [him] and who are passionately opposed to anybody telling the truth about him. — Lerone Bennett Jr.

But since the brain, as well as the cerebellum, is composed of many parts, variously figured, it is possible, that nature, which never works in vain, has destined those parts to various uses, so that the various faculties of the mind seem to require different portions of the cerebrum and cerebellum for their production. — Georg Prochaska

you get nothing with a fist that you can't get in multitudes with your hand open. — Paul Stanley

Madonna is the true feminist. She exposes the puritanism and suffocating ideology of American feminism, which is stuck in an adolescent whining mode. Madonna has taught young women to be fully female and sexual while still exercising control over their lives. — Camille Paglia

Do some good in the world for no other reason than wanting to be part of the solution. — Cal Newport

Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. — Jean-Claude Duvalier

Fear is fertile and rage is its offspring.. — Stephen King