Funny Beef Jerky Quotes & Sayings

The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story); the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story); and the lion goddess Sekhmet, whom we'd once vanished in hot sauce ( don't even ask) - page 9 — Rick Riordan

I love a book which never ends in my head, even though- a thousand times, it has been read! — Mansi Tejpal

I say 'incantation' a lot, when what I really mean 'incarnation.' It's a programmed mistake. — Michael Carbonaro

I want to affect culture. I want to have my mark on everything. I give examples of people like Bill Cosby, Quincy Jones - those are the people who I look up to. The game wouldn't be the same without them. What happens in the course of 5 years isn't really important to me. I care about what they'll say about me in 50 years. — Nick Cannon

Love is the foundation of strength in a family. — Melissa Foster

If Jesus were to ask me, as He did that poor demoniac in the Gospel: "What is your name?" I too would have to reply: "My name is legion, for there are many of us" (Mk 5:9). There are as many of us as there are desires, plans and regrets which we harbor, each one different from and contrary to others which pull us in opposite directions. They literally dis-tract us, drag us apart. — Raniero Cantalamessa

They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels. — Neil S. Plakcy

The warlike days are over. Blood is too precious a thing in these days of dishonorable peace; and the glories of the great races are as a tale that is told. — Bram Stoker

A lot of parents ask me how to get kids to eat more vegetables. The first thing I say is that it starts from the top. — Emeril Lagasse

Both could feel the relationship crumbling to pieces beneath the weight of everything that Gavin refused to say. — J.K. Rowling

I miss everything about her even though she's right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is. — Helena Hunting

There are moments when you feel that the desire to work is fading, and the only way to bring it back is to get away from it, to put yourself in a state of frustration so you feel the need again. — Emmanuelle Beart

Your home should reflect who you are, so pick a palette that's close to your heart and run with it. — Jonathan Adler

Youth should learn to think and act as a mass. It is criminal to think as individuals! — Che Guevara