Funny Beauty Parlour Quotes & Sayings

No woman is envious of another's virtue who is conscious of her own. — Charlotte Lennox

The wise man through an excess of wisdom is made a fool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

She could never respect a man who let her run over him... — Margaret Mitchell

I refuse to sit on my laurels. — Patricia Cornwell

Tadu,' Sunny murmured solemnly, which probably meant something along the lines of 'it's a loathsome situation in which we find ourselves. — Lemony Snicket

I write them to improve my productivity as a programmer. Making the quality assurance department happy is just a side effect. Unit tests are highly localized. Each test class works within a single package. It tests the interfaces to other packages, but beyond that it assumes the rest just works.

Functional tests are a different animal. They are written to ensure the software as a whole works. They provide quality assurance to the customer and don't care about programmer productivity. They should be developed by a different team, one who delights in finding bugs. — Martin Fowler

In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network. — Conan O'Brien

And do remember that a gramme is better than a damn. — Aldous Huxley

Poet' had always sounded like a profession to me, or a talent. But the dead American [Muriel Rukeyser, The Life of Poetry] made it sound like a faith. — Ariel Gore

Leaves that rustled, twigs that scraped and rattled. But the thin shapes weren't falling, they were scurrying head first down the tree-trunks at a speed that seemed to leave time behind. Some of them had no shape they could have lived with, and some might never have had any skin. She saw their shriveled eyes glimmer eagerly and their toothless mouths gape with an identical infantile hunger. Their combined weight bowed the lowest branches while they extended arms like withered sticks to snatch the child. ("With The Angels") — Ramsey Campbell