Funny Beach Images And Quotes & Sayings

I could have been hanging out with my friends, but most of them were hanging out with their families or their Wiis. (Wiis? Wiii? What is the plural?) — David Levithan

John Updike once said that he was confused by the very concept of "antiwar," which he felt, and I'm paraphrasing him here, was like being "anti-food" or "anti-sex," since war was such an essential element of human experience. — Mark Bowden

There is a deep affection in Australia for the Queen. And I mean the Queen's been the Queen ever since I was born. I mean she is part of the firmament of Australia's sort of national life; there's a deep respect for her role. — Kevin Rudd

If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable? ... We are born that way. We don't choose it. So shouldn't it be acceptable, excuse - this is according to the way the left thinks about things. — Rush Limbaugh

It is now generally admitted, at any rate by philosophers, that the existence of a being having the attributes which define the god of any non-animistic religion cannot be demonstratively proved ... [A]ll utterances about the nature of God are nonsensical. — A.J. Ayer

Love, like life, is much stranger and far more complicated than one is brought up to believe. — Kay Redfield Jamison

The world is always in movement. — V.S. Naipaul

Stories allow the writer and the reader to live in the same world — Irene Fantopoulos

The greenhouse effect is something you can observe experimentally - and most people have observed the greenhouse effect themselves, in greenhouses. Yes? — Nicholas Stern

In terms of the principles of politics, I think I understand well. Thailand needs someone who has leadership, who has the management skills to help the country. — Yingluck Shinawatra

Memory only becomes interesting through its struggle with forgetfulness. — Adrian Forty

I encourage first time filmmakers to be ambitious and take chances and risks, because you never know where your career is going to go. — Michael B. Jordan

Like it says in the Bible, being a friend means never having to witness farting belly buttons. Or something. — Jenny Lawson