Funny Beach Bum Quotes & Sayings

Most food you drop is still perfectly edible. If it was in your eyesight the whole time, you can pick it up and eat it. — Mehmet Oz

This was the day his life split in two. Her name was Kara. — Steve Erickson

Many people are trying to steady themselves by taking tranquilizers. Jesus is the greatest tranquilizer of all. He can straighten out your life and put you back on center. — Billy Graham

If there is any reason to single out artists as being more necessary to our lives than any others, it is because they provide us with light that cannot be extinguished. They go into dark rooms and poke at their souls until the contours of our own are familiar to us. — Phyllis Grissim-Theroux

Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me. — John Hodgman

A love relationship has always been shaped by the context and times we live in. — Gael Garcia Bernal

There are many causes of violent deaths in America - murders and traffic accidents - that we do not approach with the same 'no price too steep, no task too difficult' approach that we take toward al Qaeda. — Dennis C. Blair

our baptism proclaims that we need not be haunted by death, since, in a sense, we have already died. In the book of Romans, Paul says, Do you not know that all of us who have been baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? Therefore we have been buried with him by baptism into death, so that, just as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, so we too might walk in newness of life. (Rom. 6:3-4) — Ronald P. Byars

The magic fades too fast
the scent of summer never lasts
the nights turn hollow and vast
but nothing remains...nothing lasts. — Sanober Khan

Reasonable regulations regarding the ownership of weapons are appropriate. — John Ashcroft

If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word. — Tom Upton

What's happened with computer technology is perfectly timed for someone with my set of skills. I tell stories with pictures. What I love about CGI is that if I can think it, it can be put on the screen. — Frank Miller