Funny Bday Quotes & Sayings

My favorite sign says, 'I care about you.' In a culture that trains people to avoid each other's gaze, to say 'Let them die,' that is a deeply radical statement. — Naomi Klein

When I look into your eyes it's like watching the night sky or a beautiful sunrise; well, there's so much they hold. And just like them old stars, I see that you've come so far to be right where you are. How old is your soul? — Jason Mraz

How to Score a Promotion [10w]
First make yourself irreplaceable,
then tell your boss you're leaving. — Beryl Dov

When you're at your absolute, most exhausted ... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader

The worst plan executed quickly and violently is better than the best plan not executed at all. — David VanDyke

Through faith we can reign in every area of life. — Sunday Adelaja

I straightened up, pulling just a little away from him. He looked at me questioningly. "Something wrong?" "Nice aftershave," I said. No need to confess that I'd had an almost irresistible urge to nibble his neck. It was too embarrassing. The — Laurell K. Hamilton

Only two towers remained standing, one of which was so crooked and damaged it looked ready to topple at a cough from a butterfly. — Brandon Mull

Whenever you think you're writing what other people want to hear from you, and that it'll be commercial, you're doomed to disaster. Writing has to be as truthful and specific as we can make it. The minute we think that we're reaching more people and pleasing them, we get general. And audiences sense that and turn away, shun us. — Terrence McNally

I think we must cling to the hope that we can see in the great heroism, the bravery of the firemen and policemen, and the outpouring of caring and concern that has come pouring in from around the world. — Jane Goodall

Japanese tend to put sales and market share first. They make many products with the aim of raising sales. But then profits decline, and companies find themselves falling into debt ... I changed the mindset at Canon by getting people to realize that profits come first. — Fujio Mitarai

Love is kind of like a car crash... you never see it coming. — Hisaya Nakajo

He couldn't work it out. He felt too young to be married, though. He felt too young to be anything. — Sunjeev Sahota

Long Island is the single most segregated suburban area in the United States. — Calvin Trillin