Funny Bathroom Graffiti Quotes & Sayings

There is as well and Inception! — Deyth Banger

Digital makes things feel more real, like you could reach out and touch them. — Michael Mann

the sight of her lying there utterly without resistance, yet armored by the power of her own renunciation, was so intense as to bring tears to his eyes. — Han Kang

A solid man of Boston; A comfortable man with dividends, And the first salmon and the first green peas. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is a series of delicious moments. — Esther Hicks

You can be someone's friend and have sex with them. The trick is you have to want their emotional and physical well-being more than you want to fuck them. If you cross that line and want sex more than their happiness, then you aren't their friend. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Sam loved me in a way that was as close as love could come to his mother's indifference. It was playful, bouncy, it accepted the situation between us without annotations, and without realizing it, he stuck me like a buffer between himself and his parents. He had a wife, and that warded them off. How could he be wild if he was settled? How could he be in trouble if he was married? He might have known these things, but coming from that emotionally monosyllabic household, how could he have had a vocabulary for them? — Laurie Colwin

The future is inevitable and precise, but it may not occur. God lurks in the gaps. — Jorge Luis Borges

Pull yourself together, bitch. He's just a guy. — Sara Shepard

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson — Louis Tomlinson

It was a mark of just how saintly I was that I hand't smothered him to death long ago. [Vincent] — Karen Maitland

This I've learned in life: If you don't believe in Santa Claus, he can't bring you any presents. — Siri Mitchell

Don't mortgage tomorrow's possibilities by settling for today's reality. — Orrin Woodward

Urban development in India ... will be the biggest sunrise industry that any country has seen in any part of the world. — Kushal Pal Singh

I'm too obsessed that the people who say critical things about me are right, even though I'm getting to do something I love. — Sam Raimi