Funny Baseball Commentator Quotes & Sayings

It is often impossible to find out either party's real wishes; with luck, they end by doing something that neither wants, while each feels a glow of self-righteousness and harbours a secret claim to preferential treatment for the unselfishness shown and a secret grudge against the other for the ease with which the sacrifice has been accepted. — C.S. Lewis

Hope distracts you from pain - it's pain with red lipstick on to seduce you. — Kevin James Moore

Why was it that cheering expressions were invariably so infuriating? — Lauren Willig

A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with. — Winston S. Churchill

Ah, vampire humor. Thank God it never got old, said no one ever. — Chloe Neill

Ten years of marriage is usually enough to cure marital affection, but Angelfield was an odd fellow, and there it was. — Diane Setterfield

What makes us moral beings is that ... there are some acts we believe we ought to die rather than commit ... But now suppose that one has in fact done one of the things one could not have imagined doing, and finds that one is still alive. At that point, one's choices are suicide, a life of bottomless self-disgust, and an attempt to live so as never to do such a thing again. Dewey recommends the third choice. — Richard M. Rorty

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead! — Terry Pratchett

If we lose the ability in question for a single moment only, we are immediately being hijacked by an aggressive little "Think me!" and our mind begins to wander. — Thomas Metzinger

If stress were only caused by external events or other people, everyone, without exception, would respond in the same way to the same kind of external provocations. — Gudjon Bergmann

You've always got to work to your highest ability level. When times are great and restaurants are jamming, that's when some restaurants get sloppy and take things for granted. Never take things for granted. — Michael Symon

I've definitely been in ruts, and I think having some kind of perseverance is important. — Paul Dano

Grace is always given freely by God, but grace received should always issue in a joyous delight in Him. — Max Anders

Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience. — A.J. Liebling

In Madison's famous formulation in the Federalist, constitutional restrictions on government assume that we "first enable the government to control the governed." If the public authorities can be outgunned or bribed, the vibrancy of the private sector can be pathological. — Stephen Holmes