Funny Barney Stinson Quotes & Sayings

What evil is there in seeing a man possess a woman? Why, the beasts would be more free than we! — Pietro Aretino

Alignment, to us, means bringing pieces into the same line - the same direction. The metaphor is that a magnet will make pieces of iron point toward it. Agreement is share intellectual understanding. Tribes are clusters of people, and people are complex and nonrational at times. If a tribe is united only by agreement, as soon as times change, agreement has to be reestablished. If people learn new ideas or see a problem from a new perspective, they no longer agree, so tribes based on agreement often discourage learning, questioning, and independent thought. Tribes based on alignment want to maximize each person's contribution, provided that they stay pointed in the same direction like magnetized iron filings. — Dave Logan

Anyone who would rejoice to see someone else live a life of destruction is also, living an unrighteous life. — Ellen J. Barrier

Talent," she said, "is Gods gift to you. What you do with it, is your gift back to him." ... The Blue Edge of Midnight, pg. 3. — Jonathan King

Closeness to animals creates the desire to understand them, and not just a little piece of them, but the whole animal. It makes us wonder what goes on in their heads even though we fully realize that the answer can only be approximated. — Frans De Waal

Have you been tormented with fears and doubts? Bombarded with temptation to sin? Try praising the Lord, and watch Satan flee. — Nancy Leigh DeMoss

I did a geography degree, and if you told me whilst I was ignoring my geography degree revision in order to watch another episode of '24' that one day I wouldn't need that geography degree and I'd actually be in '24,' I'd have been quite pleased, I think. — Emily Berrington

Life is a grand party. — Ezra Miller

Such is LIFE..Man comes crying and goes back firefighting..! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

Dreams are all equipped with revolving doors: Someone is always walking into the one you are leaving, and vice-versa. — Andrew Holleran

My mother wanted me to learn how to read music. She'd given fiddles to my two older brothers, but they'd rebelled. I came along and my father said, "Oh, let Peter enjoy himself." What she did was leave musical instruments all around the house. Whistles, marimbas, squeeze boxes, a piano and organ. By age six or seven, I could bang out a simple tune on almost anything. I developed a good ear, so I didn't learn to read music until I taught myself at age eighteen, 'cause I was hearing so many good songs I couldn't possibly remember them all. — Pete Seeger

If you have never been called a defiant, incorrigible, impossible woman ... have faith. There is yet time. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

You could start with something real. With one day from your life. Something that confused or intrigued you, something you want to explore. Start there and see what happens. — Rainbow Rowell

And I don't just WANT you, Helen. I LOVE you. Big difference. — Josephine Angelini

Though my selections do have some breadth - ranging from the Romans to Native Americans to Chinese warrior monks to Islamic warriors - this is by no means an exhaustive survey. Even restricting myself to the historical rather than the current, I found the number of significant warrior cultures available for study absolutely staggering. In the end, my selections were dictated by several considerations. — Shannon E. French