Funny Barbossa Quotes & Sayings

I trust you as holy men trust God; you could do nought that was not pure and loving, though the deed might pierce me unto death. — George Eliot

I'm the man of this house and I intend on keeping my weaknesses shielded from her. Always. — K. Webster

I've got absolutely no desire or intention of damaging England. — Nicola Sturgeon

He still had the problem with getting the album finished. Now was definitely not the time to be messing around with a reporter or a woman. And now he had both those things rolled into one glorious package. He just hoped he survived them both. — Samantha Chase

Whatever parent gives his children good instruction and sets them at the same time a bad example, may be considered as bringing them food in one hand and poison in the other. — John Balguy

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas. — Ambrose Bierce

A violin should be played with love, or not at all. — Joseph Wechsberg

There is no shortage of disputes. — Howard Raiffa

Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god. — Wade Davis

He gave the impression that he believed in things. We did too - it was just that we wanted to believe in our own things, rather than what had been decided for us. Hence what we thought of as our cleansing scepticism. — Julian Barnes