Funny Bakrid Quotes & Sayings

I'll never love anyone the way I love you, Pigeon. — Jamie McGuire

Only the most lucid can see their love as comedy. — Mason Cooley

We need a spirit of adoption to take us out of the foundling hospital of the world, and to put us into the celestial family. — George Dana Boardman Pepper

Don't go to a school just because your friends are there or because it sounds like a dream school. Go to a program that fits your style of play. — John Wall

People actually live with their id exposed. They're not good at concealing what's going on inside. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

Margaret Kochamma's tiny, ordered life relinquished itself to this truly baroque bedlam with the quiet gasp of a warm body entering a chilly sea. — Arundhati Roy

Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded. — Jan Brewer

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay. — Chris Martin

This isn't like cancer, where we don't know the solution. Financial planning is math. We have the answers, yet it's this huge cause of stress. — Alexa Von Tobel

We want to keep believing in our ideas even when the writing is on the wall. — Eric Ries

Except that only small people- the inside-small kind- don't like you to be big. — Jennifer Niven