Funny Baby Momma Quotes & Sayings
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How is Oberon these days? Still being henpecked by that basilisk of a wife?"
"Don't insult the basilisk... — Julie Kagawa
I wish to see, in process of disappearing, that only thing which ever could bring this nation to civil war. — Abraham Lincoln
nipples puckered painfully tight and she squeezed her thighs — Rachel Gibson
You can't have good ideas unless you're willing to generate a lot of bad ones. — Seth Godin
If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing. — Charlie Munger
Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science. — Terry Pratchett
Out of many evils the evil which is least is the least of evils.
[Lat., E malis multis, malum, quod minimum est, id minimum est malum.] — Plautus
People say to write about what you know. I'm here to tell you, no one wants to read that, cos you don't know anything. So write about something you don't know. And don't be scared, ever. — Toni Morrison
The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the pair of us?'
Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him. — J.K. Rowling
He marveled at the indifference of the world, the way it kept on, despite everything. — Anthony Doerr
Now that I'm a father, I've forgiven my parents. — Rivers Cuomo
Music is a language that requires no language. — Christian Ocampo
It's the effect of these carbohydrates on insulin that would explain the dietary observations - the futility of calorie restriction, the relative ease of weight loss when carbohydrates are restricted, and perhaps two centuries of anecdotal observations that sweets, starches, bread, and beer are uniquely fattening. — Gary Taubes
Our love, in all its imperfection, was perfect. — Jamie McGuire
To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to. — Tom Brady