Funny Award Ceremony Quotes & Sayings

The physical ego serves as its own worst enemy when, by delusive material behavior, it eclipses its true nature as the ever blessed soul. — Paramahansa Yogananda

Do not you realize you're talking to another person's ugliness yourself when you're talking about someone else? — Mochamad Fathurizqon Mutiudin

A warm soak can wash away life's worries and soothe an active mind. Choose self-care. — Amy Leigh Mercree

If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. — Lloyd Alexander

It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive. — Erma Bombeck

Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw. — Jonathan Swift