Funny Auto Rickshaw Quotes & Sayings

I should have let my other self tell me his plan. Mental note: never interrupt a villain who is monologuing. — Hannu Rajaniemi

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. — Robert H. Schuller

I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt. — Billy Connolly

They've gave me many names,
I've wore many masks and sat on their altars,
They've called me Hitler, and Muhammad Ali,
They've crucify me,
And forced me to be like them,
They resuscitated me,
They forced me to live.
I am God, and the Devil,
The looser and the champion,
I created all you see,
I am God, and Muhammad Ali
I'm the one creating time, and eternity,
I am God, I am Hitler,
I am the king and the slave,
I am life and death, and Muhammad Ali — Quetzal

As I began to do things on my own, I began to taste the deliciousness of an emerging self-confidence. — Susan Jeffers

There's nothing quite as irksome as someone else's mess. — Sue Grafton

Gee - I could tell that one was a doozy," said Hazel. "You can say that again," said George. "Gee - " said Hazel, "I could tell that one was a doozy. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Life is the unknown and the unknowable, except that we are put into this world to eat, to stay alive as lone as we possibly can. — Richard Bach

But even more than her diary, Shimamura was surprised at her statement that she had carefully cataloged every novel and short story she had read since she was fifteen or sixteen. The record already filled ten notebooks.
"You write down your criticisms, do you?"
"I could never do anything like that. I just write down the author and the characters and how they are related to each other. That is about all."
"But what good does it do?"
"None at all."
"A waste of effort."
"A complete waste of effort," she answered brightly, as though the admission meant little to her. She gazed solemnly at Shimamura, however.
A complete waste of effort. For some reason Shimamura wanted to stress the point. But, drawn to her at that moment, he felt a quiet like the voice of the rain flow over him. He knew well enough that for her it was in fact no waste of effort, but somehow the final determination that it had the effect of distilling and purifying the woman's existence. — Yasunari Kawabata

Death is every mortal's shadow, his true shadow, and time is its servant, spinning that shadow slowly round, until what stretched behind one now stretches before him. — Steven Erikson