Funny Auto Mechanic Quotes & Sayings

I'd tell you to shove your condescending tone up your ass, but a big stick got there first. — Dawn Jayne

My mother explained the magic with this washing machine the very, very first day. She said, 'Now Hans, we have loaded the laundry. The machine will make the work. And now we can go to the library.' Because this is the magic: you load the laundry, and what do you get out of the machine? You get books out of the machines, children's books. — Hans Rosling

A blunt statement can be as false as any other. — Mason Cooley

I've never been happy with anyone, like I am when I'm with you. — Amanda Marshall

Don't take on things you don't believe in and that you yourself are not good at. Learn to say no. Effective leaders match the objective needs of their company with the subjective competencies. As a result, they get an enormous amount of things done fast. — Peter Drucker

Science is much better at finding things that exist than at ruling out things that don't. — Marcelo Gleiser

War without end.

Well, what was history without that?

And how would having the stars change anything? — James S.A. Corey

Are democracy and poetry exclusive of one another and, if so, why? — Janet Erskine Stuart