Funny Attention Getter Quotes & Sayings

It's the decomposition that gets me. You spend your whole life looking after your body. And then you rot away. — Brigitte Bardot

You are most like Christ, when you remain silent under attack. — Rick Warren

But it's hard to sustain a successful acting career today. — James MacArthur

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser. — Lisi Harrison

Our economy grows from the middle out, not the top down. — Michael Nutter

It is not a good idea to continually repeat a mantra during meditation. Repeating a mantra throughout your mediation causes you to fixate on a specific level of consciousness. — Frederick Lenz

Although we may deplore the film's scatological language, sexual explicitness and gratuitous gore as seemingly designed only to shock, in the manner of an angry, attention-craving child, we must remember that this movie was actually made by an angry, attention-craving child. — Mark Leyner

It's not only about the rap lyric. Today, people are buying you as a person. — Theophilus London

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann

The doubts, strong as they were, were rousing more than hesitation. Her eyes drifted closed, fingertips sliding over the silk and lace panties she wore.
Larry could never know how many times they'd been pulled aside in a rush of unbridled lust, how the side had been carefully stitched after they'd been ripped from her in a bar bathroom a few years ago by a man whose name she didn't even know. She found her fingers at the seam, her breath shallow and shaking as she remembered the way his rough, callused fingers felt inside her, the ache of his teeth at her shoulder, the sound of his growling moans as he gripped her hair and plunged deep into her throat. She could still smell the whiskey on his breath, the stifling cloud of smoke that permeated every part of the hole-in-the-wall bar — Alaria Thorne

I'm in a really lucky position where people will be interested in whatever I do, but what I do is sing. — Kathleen Hanna

I don't mind girls or boys. My mother gets upset when I say I want all girls because Apple is so fabulous. — Gwyneth Paltrow