Funny Atm Machine Quotes & Sayings

Cosmology is serious business and in our hearts we are nothing if not cosmologists, hanging in a cold cage sifting the ruthless jewels of existence. — Dennis Overbye

In the Bengali language, there's not a real word for blow job. They call it "doing the ice cream." — Michael Glawogger

The moral and social aspiration proper to American life is, of course, the aspiration vaguely described by the word democratic; and the actual achievement of the American nation points towards an adequate and fruitful definition of the democratic ideal. — Herbert Croly

Try for a record of emotion, rather than a piece of topography. — Frederick H. Evans

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one. — Samantha Bee

As we continue to grow, the question is, how do you keep the company as innovative as it was 15 employees ago? — Jon Oringer

When you look at the media and television, and all this Hollywood stuff, you just judge people. — Benjamin Clementine

A poem a day keeps the doctor away. — Jill Telford