Funny Ashley Schaeffer Quotes & Sayings

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me. — Geezer Butler

I don't think Ireland has ever had a genius for the novel. Of course, there were plenty of Irish novels, but I don't think that was ever the natural means of expression for the Irish. — Lady Gregory

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. — Rick Riordan

I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor. — Chelsea Handler

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. — Susan Egan

It is a rather lamentable fact that few can call upon courage with the expediency they can fear. — Gitty Daneshvari

Happiness does not completely depend on comforts or opulence. Even a pauper can be happier than a prince. — Ogwo David Emenike