Funny Aprons Quotes & Sayings

The whole idea that someone should not be able to marry who they love based on their gender and their preference is ridiculous. — Jane Wiedlin

In the thoughtlessness of my incessant hurry, I have made God an 'addendum in' my life verses the 'agenda of' my life. And what I need to hurry up and realize is that with these priorities positioned as such, what I am hurrying to is my own demise. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

As long as there will be a man, there will be wars. — Albert Einstein

It is a noteworthy fact that not one of the women to whom I have spoken so far believes in abortion as a practice; but it is principle for which they are standing. They also believe that the complete abolition of the abortion law will shortly do away with abortions, as nothing else will. — Margaret Sanger

By entering through faith into what God has always wanted to do for us - set us right with him, make us fit for him - we have it all together with God because of our Master Jesus. And that's not all: We throw open our doors to God and discover at the same moment that he has already thrown open his door to us. We find ourselves standing where we always hoped we might stand - out in the wide open spaces of God's grace and glory, standing tall and shouting our praise. — Paul The Apostle

Nah, I'm not a prima donna, but I just don't like being cold and wet. — Morris Chestnut

The ethical practices of lawyers are probably no worse than those of other professions. Lawyers bring some of the trouble on by claiming in a sanctimonious way that they are interested only in justice, not power or wealth. They also suffer guilt by association. Their clients are often people in trouble. Saints need no lawyers: gangsters do. — Lawrence M. Friedman

If people could walk around in suits of energy, that would be cool. Other than that, I don't think men should wear spandex. — Blake Lively

Are we capable of bringing the word of God into the environment in which we live? Do we know how to speak of Christ, of what he represents for us, in our families, among the people who form part of our daily lives? Faith is born from listening, and is strengthened by proclamation. — Pope Francis

I want to convey that I'm crazy about the Kardashians - but I'm not sure which is which. — Aaron Sorkin

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. — Patricia Briggs

Purity is the gatekeeper for everything precious and blissful in God's kingdom. — Eric Ludy

Thanksgiving is recognition of a debt that cannot be paid. We express thanks, whether or not we are able otherwise to reimburse the giver. — Billy Graham

Prolonged statistics are a lethal dose, which if it does not kill will certainly dispel your audience. — Ilka Chase