Funny April Fools Facebook Quotes & Sayings

With a grief no less sharp for not being intimate with its object. — Donna Tartt

You're stifling me brother! Can I not have a moment to myself? I swear it wouldn't surprise me to find you sitting atop me one day as I do my morning business in the privy, like some great mother hen!" Elf — Sherrilyn Kenyon

One is free from depression," writes Alice Miller in The Drama of the Gifted Child, "when self-esteem is based on the authenticity of one's own feelings and not on the possession of certain qualities. — John Bradshaw

I already have my dream job. Acting was the only thing that ever really kept my attention, and I'm very fortunate that I can have a career doing something I love. — Brant Daugherty

It doesn't matter. Like the newspapers used to say, if the truth isn't big enough, you print the legend. This country needs its legends. And even the legends don't believe it anymore. — Neil Gaiman

You're so freaking hot, Michaels. As much as I love watching you suck my thumb, I have bigger plans for you. I wanna show you how good this can be. I need to be buried balls deep inside you, and I will be, but I want you good and relaxed before we start. — Kindle Alexander

It was almost as if he had become, in his inveterate goodness, a little bit of a simpleton as is bound to happen, I think, if and when one gives oneself absolutely to God. — Anne Rice

The Indians are a marginal people in Guatemala just like I am a marginal person in the first world. — Luis Gonzalez

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue... — James Joyce

Everyone, he went on, speaks a language he does not understand, but which now and then is understood by others. That is enough to permit one to exist and at least to be misunderstood. — Thomas Bernhard

face grew longer and grimmer as Berel — Herman Wouk

Arriving late, thought the Count with a sigh. What a delicacy of youth. Then — Amor Towles

COWBOYS, just like the word says. — John Wayne

Simply put, you believe that things or people make you unhappy, but this is not accurate. You make yourself unhappy. — Wayne Dyer