Funny Aphorism Quotes & Sayings

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is a circle. It spins you around. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. — Umberto Eco

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Beware of finding what you're looking for.
[A favorite aphorism he often used.] — Richard Hamming

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana