Funny Anti Hippie Quotes & Sayings

Relationships take time and energy, and your job kind of sucks that all out of you. It takes an extra effort to stay present in a relationship when you are working so many hours. — America Ferrera

I'm the kind of guy who, I need a watch that tells me what day it is. I need to know it's Friday on my watch. I need to look at it and go, 'Friday today.' Tomorrow I will not know it's Saturday until I look at my watch. My watchband broke, I was crippled. I have no concept of time, I have no concept of dates. — Nathan Fillion

Don't ruin it by saying something. Now. Go to class. — Rachel Van Dyken

It's often the worst of you that brings out the best of you — Thabiso Monkoe

And finally this, when the sun was falling down so beautiful we didn't have time to give it a name, she held the child born of white mother and red father and said,' Both sides of this baby are beautiful'. — Sherman Alexie

I was fired ignominiously from the Junior School Choir for being so off tune that the choir mistress declared she couldn't even bear to have me mime. — Sara Sheridan

The man of understanding finds everything laughable. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The fork is your most powerful tool to change your health and the planet; food is the most powerful medicine to heal chronic illness. — Mark Hyman, M.D.

Use your training, Maisie, your heart, your intuition, and your love for your father to forge a new, even stronger, bond. — Jacqueline Winspear

Every man who loves his country, or wishes well to the best interests of society, will show himself a decided friend not only of morality and the laws, but of religious institutions, and honorably bear his part in supporting them. — Josiah Johnson Hawes

Facts are all accidents. They all might have been different. They all may become different. They may all collapse altogether. — George Santayana

Our knowledge has no memory. We have always lived here; what we know has always been. — Kat Rosenfield