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Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Nathan Fielder

I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it - there was never a teacher saying, 'You're great, you have to make this your career!' I was good at science and math. I figured I'd go into science and become a dentist. — Nathan Fielder

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Robertson Davies

I was not sure I wanted to issue orders to life; I rather liked the Greek notion of allowing Chance to take a formative hand in my affairs. — Robertson Davies

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Scott Wolf

Everyone wants that sense of fulfilling a purpose in some way. — Scott Wolf

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Terry Pratchett

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Aberjhani

The reality of a serious writer is a reality of many voices, some of them belonging to the writer, some of them belonging to the world of readers at large. — Aberjhani

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Anna Torv

Shakespeare is all big themes, like the most amazing love, or the most scary war. — Anna Torv

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Henrik Ibsen

This is life! It can harden and it can exalt! — Henrik Ibsen

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By A. I. Bezzerides

First you find a little thread, a little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope. And from the rope you hang by the neck. — A. I. Bezzerides

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Five Finger Death Punch

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am — Five Finger Death Punch

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Jose Manuel Barroso

I very often compare relations between states to relations with people. Sometimes we are nicer to those we don't know well, who are not our friends, than we are to our friends, because with our friends we don't need to be nice all the time. — Jose Manuel Barroso

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Stephen King

And sometimes before I went to sleep I'd think: This is how, this is how you pay off bein' a bitch. And it ain't no use sayin' if you haven't been a bitch you wouldn't have had to pay. Because sometimes the world makes you be a bitch.When it's all doom and dark outside and only you inside to first make a light and then tend it, you have to be a bitch. — Stephen King

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Bill Lawrence

The Janitor: You're the only one around here that treats me like a real person.

Elliot: What did you say?

The Janitor: There was one other girl a few years ago: red-haired doctor. She used to eat lunch with me, until the other residents started making fun of her. They called her Janitor-lunch-eater. Not the most clever group...Anyway, I know that you don't think about me the way that I think about you. And I never really believed that you would or that you could. But just pretending for today made me feel good for a change.

Elliott: It's okay. I actually had a good time.

The Janitor: Thanks...Elliot. — Bill Lawrence

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By David Platt

Clearly our greatest need is not more regulations in order to merit salvation. — David Platt

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Tom Coburn

I can't see the country electing another Bush, i love Jeb Bush - I think he's a nice guy. I just can't see it. — Tom Coburn

Funny Anti Gun Control Quotes By Debasish Mridha

For a wonderful life
Hope for the best,
Love without rest,
Believe without test,
Act without a crest. — Debasish Mridha