Funny Anti Discrimination Quotes & Sayings

You live as long as you dance. — Rudolf Nureyev

I don't trust the Bee Gee's because there's no way they could always be happy. — Jon Crosby

Good day to you, ma'am,' said Stephen, opening Mrs Wogan's door. 'I believe you may take some air at last. The sky is clear, the sun shines bright with a surprising warmth, and although our poop is now the scene of strange activity, the gangway remains, the windward, or weather gangway, ma'am. And we had best profit by the morning while it lasts. — Patrick O'Brian

It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space. — Wade Rouse

God is giving a plan I think to me that is not really a plan. The problem is that I think the plan that the Lord would have us follow is hard for people to understand. Because of my track record with you who have been here for a long time. Because of my track record with you, I beg of you to help me get this message out, and I beg of you to pray for clarity on my part. — Glenn Beck

The soul is not moved to abandon higher things and love inferior things unless it wills to do so. — Augustine Of Hippo

There was a scream. From Logan. He stood just inside my open window. At the sight of me - and after the scream - he spun around and tried to duck out. In his panic, he miscalculated and slammed his forehead into the edge of the frame. The impact reeled him back. He stumbled and landed on his backside, holding his hand to his head, moaning. — A&E Kirk

We can escape from everything, but not from ourselves. — Jose Saramago

We cannot tell by looking at the diamond that it is a commodity. When it serves as a use-value, asthetic or mechanical, on the breast of a harlot, or in the hand of a glasscutter, it is a diamond and not a commodity. — Karl Marx

Hey Mason, wipe that drool off you face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time. -Rose to Mason — Richelle Mead

Perhaps in time, Ella, the words we have lost will fade, and we will all stop summoning them by habit, only to stamp them out like unwanted toadstools when they appear. Perhaps they will eventually disappear altogether, and the accompanying halts and stammers as well: those troublesome, maddening pauses that at present invade and punctuate through caesura all manner of discourse. Trying so desperately we all are, to be ever so careful. — Mark Dunn

I'm an old bag - I like old thing. — Manolo Blahnik

I can't remember ever feeling so glad that a movie was finally over. [Director George] Lucas may have held my imagination hostage for two hours, but reclaiming it afterward wasn't hard at all. — Stephanie Zacharek

Art should help you to navigate the real challenges of being a human being. — Martin Firrell