Funny Anniv Quotes & Sayings

Nobody should teach anywhere for 25 years, but I did. — John Keegan

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. — Larry David

It is always legitimate to wish to rise above one's self, never above others. — Julia Ward Howe

Believe in your dreams for that is what makes you magical. — Deborah Sue Crews

The various systems of doctrine that have held dominion over man have been demonstrated to be true beyond all question by rationalists of such power-to name only a few-as Aquinas and Calvin and Hegel and Marx. Guided by these master hands the intellect has shown itself more deadly than cholera or bubonic plague and far more cruel. The incompatibility with one another of all the great systems of doctrine might surely be have expected to provoke some curiosity about their nature. — Wilfred Trotter

It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package. — Deb Caletti

The true test of a person's character is how they treat the people in life that they don't need. — Lee Corso

Do the meager pleasures you have been able to enjoy during your fall compensate for the torments which now rend your heart? Happiness therefore lies only in virtue,my child, and all the sophistries of its detractors can never procure a single one of its delights. — Marquis De Sade

Without travel I would have wound up a little ignorant white Southern female, which was not my idea of a good life. — Lauren Hutton