Funny Animated Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

It is because the people are citizens that they are with safety armed. — Joel Barlow

Sometimes when you've reached a peak experience, you look for other peak experiences ... I'd always been interested in art. I was looking for other experiences outside of sports. Art was a form of expression I had always liked a great deal. — Bob Beamon

Fraud is the daughter of greed. — Jonathan Gash

You'd be surprised at the sorts of things hidden away in children's songs. — Patrick Rothfuss

Technically and logically speaking, actual Victorian science fiction writers cannot be dubbed 'steampunks.' Although they utilized many of the same tropes and touchstones employed later by twenty-first-century writers of steampunk, in their contemporary hands these devices represented state-of-the-art speculation. — Paul Di Filippo

Please don't bite baby,
I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady ...
She let me hide my weed in her titties — Lil' Wayne

The best prayers have often more groans than words. — John Buchan

Cleave believed the concentration of carbohydrates in the refining process did its damage in three ways. — Gary Taubes

If Seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him. — Stephenie Meyer

It was being published, even after his death, that brought Franz Kafka alive: otherwise he would have been just a man who got nowhere with women. — Clive James

Either philosophy reinforces communal beliefs, in which case it is pointless; or else it is at odds with those beliefs, in which case it is dangerous. — Georges Canguilhem

I hate music, especially when it's played. — Jimmy Durante

The point is you gotta be ready for anything. You have to honor every part of your life - all the parts you've played - that's about forgiveness and love. — Art Hochberg

Do not allow a gentleman to overhear you speaking about courtship, literature, or politics. — Laila Ibrahim

A board of three is ideal. Your board should never exceed five people, unless your company is publicly held. (Government regulations effectively mandate that public companies have larger boards - the average is nine members.) By far the worst you can do is to make your board extra large. When unsavvy observers see a nonprofit organization with dozens of people on its board, they think: "Look how many great people are committed to this organization! It must be extremely well run." Actually, a huge board will exercise no effective oversight at all; it merely provides cover for whatever microdictator actually runs the organization. If you want that kind of free rein from your board, blow it up to giant size. If you want an effective board, keep it small. — Peter Thiel