Funny Animal Shelter Quotes & Sayings

We must not offer people a system of redemption, a set of insights and principles. We offer people a Redeemer. — Paul David Tripp

Google's thing is not advertising because it's not a romanticizing operation. It doesn't involve expression. It's a link. What they're doing is selling access. — Jaron Lanier

God damn you, stop shoving your rotten soul in my lap! — Eugene O'Neill

There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial. — David Letterman

Memory - that fiend, that cruel enemy of comfort. — Paullina Simons

You can't imagine how much good luck is involved in winning, but all of a sudden, you get in a situation where every break goes your way, every call goes your way, every ball that rolls around drops in instead of out. It feels magical. — Jerry West

What do you do with a textbook case when no one's written the textbook? — Neal Shusterman

Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any. — Jean Rostand

My father used to say, 'Well, Ann, maybe the best thing you'll ever do, you haven't even thought of yet.' — Ann Curry

He is thinking about his brain. It strikes him that it is odd to have to use the thing that may not be working to consider the thing that isn't working. — Gabrielle Zevin

Your little r changes the status of a single lady 'Ms' into a respectable lady 'Mrs'. Man, you make the difference! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah