Funny Andy Dwyer Quotes & Sayings

Bush didn't do one thing wrong....
He did everything wrong. — Syed Ali

I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it. — Eric Andre

Almost any problem, whether it's telling a family story, or telling a network-quality story, or answering a network note, becomes essentially instantly solvable, because you have a bunch of brains sitting in a room. — Loren Bouchard

I would've given him every part of me if he wanted it. — Ava Dellaira

Those who can show love are always kind. Those who cannot show love cannot be kind. — Debasish Mridha

Powerful Leaders pursue a destiny rooted in relationships (Is that you?) not performance (Is that it?); what's in your destiny? — Michael Walker

Why do I hunger for significant barometers but find myself tethered to banality instead? — Leslie Jamison

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg

Make each day a masterpiece. — John Wooden