Funny Amazingphil And Danisnotonfire Quotes & Sayings

Those impious epicures, libertines, atheists, hypocrites, infidels, worldly, secure, impenitent, unthankful, and carnal-minded men, that attribute all to natural causes, that will acknowledge no supreme power; that have cauterized consciences, or live in a reprobate sense; or such desperate persons as are too distrustful of his mercies. — Robert Burton

As there are misanthropists or haters of men, so also are there misologists, or haters of ideas. — Plato

You're always working at the margin of what you don't understand, that's the only exhilarating place to be. To just illustrate what you already know is condescending, and a waste of your time. — Emmet Gowin

Today's schoolchildren and college students can imagine little else but the search for a lucrative job. — Tony Judt

I've never met Charlie Sheen. — Bill Hader

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way to the ending and see what comes up. — Andy Weir

Paper money will invariably operate in the body of politics as spirit liquors on the human body. They prey on the vitals and ultimately destroy them — George Washington

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet. — Dennis Miller

For the first time in his life, he was beginning to recognize that true passion was not easily satisfied, that there was a difference between the needs of his cock and the organ that resided two feet above it. It was not a welcome discovery. — Lisa Kleypas

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Saving animals is as simple as choosing synthetic alternatives instead of real fur. — Natalie Imbruglia

And if I had not a letter to write myself, I might sit by you and admire the evenness of your writing, as another young lady once did. But I have an aunt too, who must not be longer neglected. — Jane Austen

I'm endlessly putting myself on tapes for things over in America! I'm always sitting at home, learning lines, sending stuff to America. — Arthur Darvill