Funny Almost Monday Quotes & Sayings

Insist on yourself; never imitate. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive. — Bill Watterson

Sometimes I can think of nothing more blissful than going to Berkeley and reading Byron for three years. — Andrea Riseborough

A seed doesn't stay beneath the soil, too afraid to grow. It journeys upwards boldly, for that is all it knows. — Atalina Wright

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by ... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! — Charles M. Schulz

I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom. — Jay Dratler

Tenured professors are more prone than the rest of us to think that the university is the universe. — Pankaj Mishra