Funny Allstate Commercial Quotes & Sayings

Ether is the only substance we are confident of in dynamics. One thing we are sure of and that is the reality and substantiality of the luminferous ether. — Lord Kelvin

A lot of things are going right. More is going right than wrong, for sure. — J. J. Hardy

Few things linger longer or become more indwelling than that feeling of both completion and emptiness when a great book ends. That the book accompanies the reader forever from that day forward is part of literature's profligate generosity. — Pat Conroy

I think anti-Semitism is the meal ticket of the organizations that fight it. — Arthur Hertzberg

When food arrives, eat; enjoy what you have in every moment. — Jude Watson

For a moment I believed everything would turn out all right for me because you clearly desired that too. — Rachel Joyce

Before you fall asleep everyday, say something positive to yourself. — Enid Bagnold

The underlying foundation of life in New England was one of profound, unutterable, and therefore unuttered, melancholy, which regarded human existence itself as a ghastly risk, and, in the case of the vast majority of human beings, an inconceivable misfortune. — Harriet Beecher Stowe

How could they let me grow up like that - happy and pink and stupid? — Karen Marie Moning

Stocks have tanked. Shouldn't you have asked for that money back? — John McCain