Funny Algebra Quotes & Sayings

To enjoy life, enjoy the moment. — Debasish Mridha

Never join a conspiracy that you could possibly betray, because if you could, someone else will. — Peter J. Carroll

We've got to be delivering young people, and people that are getting reeducated, people who are getting reemployed, into the marketplace with skills to work together, to understand computers, and to be able to be a part of that 21st century economy. — Ann McLane Kuster

People have said that I said I hate television. I never did say that. What I said was that I hated a lot of stuff that was on television. It's nothing about the medium itself. — David Chase

Like the warming of a room or the coming of daylight. When you first notice them they have already been going on for sometime. — C.S. Lewis

Is everything all right? Is everything all right? Hmm, hold on a minute, let me see ... my mom is going out with my Algebra teacher, a subject I'm flunking, by the way; my best friend hates me; I'm fourteen years old and I've never been asked out; I don't have any breasts; and oh, I just found out I'm the princess of Genovia. — Meg Cabot

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. — Bauvard

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart. — Ambrose Bierce