Funny Alexi Laiho Quotes & Sayings

The idea of a Being who interferes with the sequence of events in the world is absolutely impossible — Albert Einstein

Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged. — Karl Kraus

You know, I could fire you. I could even arrange to get you killed. Or kill you myself. (Joe)
Ooo, big scary threat. That might hold water if it wasn't for the fact that I know how much you hate paperwork. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

does not replace the role of a traditional software tester. It — Noel Rappin

This is the power of art: The power to transcend our own self-interest, our solipsistic zoom-lens on life, and relate to the world and each other with more integrity, more curiosity, more wholeheartedness. — Maria Popova

I'm sorry.
I couldn't love you.
I couldn't.
Because he...
...appeared before me. — JiUn Yun

I saw the lake of Hali, thin and blank, without a ripple or wind to stir it, and I saw the towers of Carcosa behind the moon. Aldebaran, the Hyades, Alar, Hastur, glided through the cloud-rifts which fluttered and flapped as they passed like the scolloped tatters of the King in Yellow. — Robert W. Chambers

As the character talks and moves, the world around him is slowly revealed, just like dollying a camera back for a wider look at things. So all my stories start with a character, and that character introduces setting, culture, conflict, government, economy ... all of it, through his or her eyes. — Robin Hobb

A solider must leave someone behind,' she said. 'What men do best is walk away from women. Wars are handy for that. — Richard Peck

Because silver and gold have their value from the matter itself, they have first this privilege, that the value of them cannot be altered by the power of one, nor of a few commonwealths, as being a common measure of the commodities of all places. But base money may easily be enhanced or abased. — Thomas Hobbes

I want to end my career on my terms, not on what people think I should do. — Pete Sampras

If the Bible is what it claims to be, how can we allow it to remain on a bookshelf? — Steven J. Lawson

I am afraid, my dear niece, that a 'mere woman' is something you most certainly are not. — Katlyn Charlesworth

It's not easy to retire at 31. In one respect I was glad I was done. But after a few years of having fun, I got a little restless. When you're 33, 34, and you don't have a focus, you can get kind of lost. As a man, you feel a little bit unfulfilled. — Pete Sampras