Funny Alabama Football Quotes & Sayings

To no man make yourself a boon companion: Your joy will be less but less will be your grief — Marcus Aurelius

John Dewey was right that "failure is instructive," then Tolstoy's life is, well, an instructional gold mine. — Leo Tolstoy

In Slack, you create channels to discuss different topics. For a small group of people, those channels are relatively easy to manage and navigate. — Stewart Butterfield

Miss Barnes clearly didn't know what in the world to do. She was twenty-four years old, for heaven's sake. — Liane Moriarty

Have you always been so large? (Nora)
Aye. I came from my mother's womb at full height. The shock of it almost killed her. (Ewan) — Kinley MacGregor

Angst is not the human condition, it's the purgatory between what we have and what we want but can't get. — Miguel Syjuco

The exciting quality about Joyce is that when you read him, you are not told of the large public issues that were agitating the minds of politicians and journalists on those days. Joyce is interested in the mind of a man who has put five shillings on a horse. — Patrick Kavanagh

The artist's task is not to alter the world as the eye sees it into a world of aesthetic reality, but to perceive the aesthetic reality within the actual reality. (On photographs by Helen Levitt) — James Agee

I thought it would be the way I'd feel if I ever visited Europe. I'd come home, and if I looked closely into the mirror I'd be able to make out a little white Alp at the back of my eye. Now I thought that if I looked closely into the mirror I'd see a doll-size Constantin sitting in my eye and smiling out at me — Sylvia Plath

When you work with a great director, you realise you are far from being a director. — Barkhad Abdi

The greater part of human misery is caused by indolence. — Georg C. Lichtenberg