Funny Air Guitar Quotes & Sayings

There are no sick people in North Oxford. They are either dead or alive.It's sometimes difficult to tell the difference , that's all. — Barbara Pym

Once we thought, journalists and readers alike, that if we put together enough 'facts' and gave them a fast stir, we would come up with something that, at least by the standards of short-order cooks, could be called the truth. — Melvin Maddocks

I know that there's a lot of room to maneuver in those kind of ghostly musical spheres ... — Rob Brown

Opportunity is the great bawd. — Benjamin Franklin

The incomplete joys of this world will never satisfy [the human] heart. — Timothy Keller

This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watching you for a year and I never thought you'd go out with me!' Then he fainted at the dinner table. I didn't know what the hell to make of that. — Beth Broderick

Always desire to learn something useful. — Sophocles

I don't think Hawk or I are operating on emotional whim. It's just the way we experience things sometimes needs to get translated sort of promptly into a, ah, course of action. So we have tended to bypass the meditative circuit."
"Wow," Hawk said. — Robert B. Parker

There is nothing more valuable than the printed word. — Margaret Peterson Haddix

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.' — Charles Barkley