Funny Air Force Retirement Quotes & Sayings

An organized effort is making to deceive the people. There are two great enemies of thought and progress, the aristocracy of royalty and the aristocracy of gold. — Mary Elizabeth Lease

I want to play for my country, play for everybody, and I want to be there. I just feel like I have so many feelings and I want to play in the Olympics and feel how special if I can win that tournament. — Yani Tseng

Beauty is the desire for beauty. — Marty Rubin

A government that seizes control of the economy for the good of the people, ends up seizing control of the people for the good of the economy — Bob Dole

For whipping cream, of course. How can you whip cream without whips? — Roald Dahl

You already alone. If you want more alone, I can knock you into the middle of next week, and leave you there. — Toni Morrison

The Celtic Church as we know it, till gradually brought under Roman discipline, was purely monastic. The monasteries were the centres whence the ministry of souls was exercised. — Sabine Baring-Gould

She was still going somewhere terrible, but she had a hedgehog, damnit. — T. Kingfisher

I only study the things I like; I apply my mind only to matters that interest me. They'll be useful-or useless-to me or to others in due course, I'll be given-or not given-the opportunity of benefiting from what I've learned. In any case, I'll have enjoyed the inestimable advantage of doing things I like doing and following my own inclinations. — Nicolas Chamfort

Why is the rest of the world so overcrowded? Nobody lives in America! We're all squashed up on top of each other in London. — Noel Gallagher

I did a Broadway show with Alan Alda and how much money can Alan Alda have. — Alice Barrett