Funny Aileen Wuornos Quotes & Sayings

If I have to draw attention away from some hormone-induced acne on my chin, I put on a lot of mascara. — Olivia Wilde

I have more baggage than baggage claim. I'm damaged goods. I'm not good at ... " she released him for a moment and fingered between the two of them "this."
"Well, I think you're dancing just fine, Miss Gerhart." he smirked. He knew that was not what she meant, but he had hoped to lighten their mood. Maybe if he could get her to relax she would give him a chance. — J.B. McGee

Even the dead keep changing and adding to their contradictions. — Marty Rubin

Interestingly, slushie ingestion not only delayed the point at which the subjects reached a critically high core body temperature, but also allowed a higher tolerable core body temperature before exhaustion was reached. In other words, the slushie let them start colder and get hotter. — Matt Fitzgerald

The act of contributing to the lives of others is its own reward. A servant's heart is a greater motivator than financial gain. — Thomas Kinkade

Anacharsis coming to Athens, knocked at Solon's door, and told him that he, being a stranger, was come to be his guest, and contract a friendship with him; and Solon replying, "It is better to make friends at home," Anacharsis replied, "Then you that are at home make friendship with me. — Plutarch

Today, all arrows point toward the biotech, nanotech, and information technology industries, and the convergence among them. — Jack Welch

It was because I would ask myself, What is the point? I would stay away for a while. But I always came back. — Jane Lotter

I am aware, sure, I am aware. Catastrophically aware. — Sylvia Plath

For woman is yin, the darkness within, where untempered passions lie. And man is yang, bright truth lighting our minds. — Amy Tan

Shame is always easier to handle if you have someone to share it with. — Craig Thompson

The sight of a sullen teenager is common no matter where you go. Teenagers want things so powerfully and can never seen to get them, and to add insult to injury, people make light of your feelings because you are a teenager. They say time will mend a broken heart and they're often right. But not where my feelings for Hardy were concerned. — Lisa Kleypas

Suddenly, one day, there was this thing called parenting. Parenting was serious. Parenting was fierce. Parenting was solemn. Parenting was a participle, like going and doing and crusading and worrying. — Nora Ephron

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long. — Faina Ranevskaya

I come out of the environment of the Deep South, where I had seen the millstone of racial discrimination weighting down my people, both the black people and the white people; and I had seen the enormous progress that we were able to make after we removed the legal restraints of a two-class society, with the whites superior and blacks inferior. So I was very convinced before I became President that basic human rights, equality of opportunity, the end of abuse by governments of their people, was a basic principle on which the United States should be an acknowledged champion. — Jimmy Carter