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Funny After Surgery Quotes By Edgar Rice Burroughs

Teach me to speak the language of men. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Charles Dickens

When they coughed, they coughed like people accustomed to be forgotten on doorsteps and in draughty passages, waiting for answers to letters in faded ink ... — Charles Dickens

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Robert Pattinson

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Sarah Fine

Focus on what's next, not what came before. — Sarah Fine

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Kaley Cuoco

I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret. — Kaley Cuoco

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Joseph Heller

Sure, that's what I mean,' Doc Daneeka said. 'A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.'
Yossarian knew what he meant.
That's not what I meant,' Doc Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back. — Joseph Heller

Funny After Surgery Quotes By Michael Bay

You get the most 3D effect when it starts about three to four seconds, that's when it starts feeling 3D. And then what you do, quick shots are always flat. — Michael Bay