Funny Afl Quotes & Sayings

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. — Robbie Coltrane

He told me he wouldn't hurt ... Charlie. He lied to me. — Rick Riordan

Death is mighty, and is no one's friend. — Roger Zelazny

The knife is the balance point for survival in the bush. Without it, you have to stay on the move. With it, you create the opportunity to rest. — Mors Kochanski

A man does not die for words. He dies for his relation to them. — Robert Penn Warren

People who are depressed are often funny in the same way that En gland is a seafaring nation because we're an island; because you adapt to your circumstances, and if you're miserable you've got to become funny to fucking keep afl oat. — Anonymous

That's one nice thing about carrousels, they always play the same songs. — J.D. Salinger

I am a taxonomist, I work in the descriptive, narrative sciences of natural history. Unfortunately there is this status ordering from physics, the queen of the sciences up on top, down through a bunch of squishy subjects, ending up with sociology and psychology on the bottom. Palaeontologists are not much above that in their conventional ordering. — Richard Lewontin

Maybe more climate activists will think about the climate change not as an international problem to be resolved in an air-conditioned meeting hall, but as a guerilla war to be fought in the streets. — Jeff Goodell

A great man will find a great subject, or which is the same thing, make any subject great. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Makeup should be fun, not fascist. — Kevyn Aucoin

Though it's harder to justify the use of a cadaver for practicing nose jobs than it is for practicing coronary bypasses, it is justifiable nonetheless. Cosmetic surgery exists, for better or for worse, and it's important, for the sake of those who undergo it, that the surgeons who do it are able to do it well. — Mary Roach

I know that the nice shines I have on is going to pass. The nice cars will pass. All that will stay is the music and the work. That's where I get the inspiration to help people out and work. — Wyclef Jean

AUDIENCE ORIENTATION: Social marketers view their audience as decision-makers with choices, rather than students to be educated, or incorrigibles to be regulated. Social Marketing begins with a bottom-up versus a top-down perspective, and therefore rejects the paternalist notion that "experts know what is best and will tell people how to behave for their own good" in favor of an audience-centered approach which seeks to understand what people want and provide them support in acquiring it. — Nancy R. Lee

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. — Ron Atkinson