Funny Advertisements Quotes & Sayings

We made a big fuss over the possibility of microbes on Mars. If orangutans were Martians we'd cherish them, we'd be so amazed at how they're like us but not like us, they'd be invited to tea and cigars at the White House. But they're apes, sad in zoos, funny in movies, useful in advertisements and in fantasy books, I'm almost ashamed to say, but at least the Discworld's Librarian has done his bit for the species and caused more than a few bob to flow their way. — Anonymous

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. — Mark Twain