Funny Admin Day Quotes & Sayings

These days. Most of us have the attention span of a meth-addicted squirrel. — Kristen Lamb

Our genetic heritage endows each of us with a series of emotional set-points that determines our temperament. But the brain circuitry involved is extraordinarily malleable; temperament is not destiny. — Daniel Goleman

Human lives are not equal in their worth. The proof? People are sad when a good person dies, and happy when an evil person dies. And for me, a human's life has no worth. I am not, and neither do I plan to become, a saint who preaches about the value of human lives. Still... You have killed too many people. — Kafka Asagiri

Lawsuits - and frivolous lawsuits - are just sapping the life out of the people who perform the services and deliver the goods for the rest of the citizenry in the State of Montana. — Conrad Burns

The secret is not to think, we think in words. And what lies beyond the reality we see is a truth that words can't contain, the secret is to feel. — Dean Koontz

Art can make chaos seductive. — Mason Cooley

Look well to the hearthstone; therein all hope for America lies. — Calvin Coolidge

Don't bother this love is a lie.
I'm a chemical kid,
You're a mechanical bride. — Chemical Kids And Mechanical Brides By Pierce The Veil

England and America owe their liberty to commerce, which created a new species of power to undermine the feudal system. But let them beware of the consequences: the tyranny of wealth is still more galling and debasing than that of rank. — Mary Wollstonecraft

I think Yandex is something in between two different cultures. One originated from the old Soviet culture of the scientific institute. It was a free atmosphere of scientists, maybe too free because nobody cared about making money. Another origin is something close to what you usually see in California startups. — Arkady Volozh

Pray for me to learn quickly what I need to learn. — Neal A. Maxwell

I'm grateful to God for His bountiful gifts ... He gave me courage and faith in myself. — Loretta Young

Numbers have no hidden meanings, you say. But it is the hidden meanings in words that make them so wonderful. — Simon Mawer

I want people to leave the theater wrestling with the idea that our pain - physical, emotional, and spiritual pain - is more than just a condition that needs to be silenced, numbed, or "fixed." — Karyn Kusama

I know you're worried," Logan said. "You think the second I sign a deal, I'll turn into some kind of man-slut." He put his hands over mine, pressing my palms against his chest. "You've always been the only one, and you always will be. — Jeri Smith-Ready