Funny Accountant Retirement Quotes & Sayings

If Springtime crawls out of the
wild mouths of flowers, then
surely, Winter crawls out of mine. — Cecilia Llompart

I like the spontaneity; I like to just get people together and hit 'record' so hopefully it has got a liveliness about it. — Stevie Jackson

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have. — Patricia Heaton

If you attempt to build intimacy with a person before you've done the hard work of becoming a whole and healthy person, every relationship will be an attempt to complete the hole in your heart and the lack of what you don't have. That relationship will end in disaster.[1] — Chip Ingram

The money needed to run for office, the money spent on lobbying by special interests, the ever-increasing economic disparity, and the well-funded legislative decisions, all favor corporate interests over the people. — Neil Young

I tried to contain myself... but I escaped! — Gary Paulsen