Funny 9th Wedding Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

I might have to drink the blood of animals to stay alive, but I would never feast on one of my own kind, no matter what Mr.Crepsley said, or hows much my belly growled. — Darren Shan

Childhood was terrifying for me. A kid has no control. You're three feet tall, flat broke, unemployed, and illiterate. Terror snaps you awake. You pay keen attention. People can just pick you up and move you and put you down. — Mary Karr

When men are inhuman, take care not to feel towards them as they do towards other humans. — Marcus Aurelius

You give me a royal pain in the ass if you want to know the truth. — J.D. Salinger

We need to learn and to show others that there are tried and tested, powerful ways of containing and resolving conflict which do not require the use of force. — Scilla Elworthy

Against a dark sky all flowers look like fireworks. There is something strange about them, at once vivid and secret, like flowers traced in fire in the phantasmal garden of a witch. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Sweet master doctor, learned master doctor, who ever heard of a witch that really died? You can always get them back. — C.S. Lewis

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year. — Sparky Anderson

My advice to any young person at the beginning of their career is to try to look for the mere outlines of big things with their fresh, untrained and unprejudiced mind. — Hans Selye

[Jesus] was born and baptized that by his suffering he might purify the water. — Ignatius Of Antioch